Friday 13 February 2015

Kim Kardashian's Daughter North West Throws A Tantrum On The FROW, Anna Wintour's Reaction Is Priceless

Picture the scene. You're Kim Kardashian (AMAZING) and you've taken your adorable daughterNorth West to watch Kanye West's first Adidas show on the FROW at New York Fashion Week.
But it turns out your daughter isn't *so* keen on her daddy's fashion ideas and actually throws a big ol' tantrum RIGHT NEXT TO ANNA WINTOUR and it all goes to pot.
End scene. Yep, it all kicked off when Kim, 34, and little Nori joined the likes of Anna, BeyoncĂ©Jay-ZRihanna and Justin Bieber at Kanye's big show, where he showed off his ideas for women to wear some sort of tights over high-waisted knickers.
We don't *really* understand fashion but okay.

But it seems Nori was actually not very impressed with her daddy's ideas, because she ended up throwing one helluva tantrum in full view on the FROW. Soz, Kanye. Kids can be brutally honest y'know.
Cue incredibly priceless reaction from a sunglasses-wearing Vogue editor Anna Wintour, who not-so-subtly leans away from said screaming child whilst looking pretty darn unimpressed.

Amazing.
We know how it feels, because screaming children plus public places is never fun, but kids are kids and we've probably all done the same to our parents in similarly embarrassing situations.
Plus North is cuter than a basket full of kittens, so we'd let her off.
Unfortunately for Kim, New York Daily News is also reporting that Elle Magazine's Anne Slowey was overheard saying: "Couldn’t they leave it backstage? Typical. Typical celebrity crap. Like I really even care."
Yikes.
North's grandma Kris Jenner found the whole situation pretty ruddy funny too, sharing a photo of the incident on Instagram and writing: "Best pic AHAHAHAH North got a little fussy waiting for Daddy's Show to start !!! We took her backstage for a snack right after this but just had to share...love the patience of @beyonce#AnnaWintour@kimkardashian#NYFW#YeezySeason#mommymoment."
Hashtag lolz.
Earlier in the day, Anna and Kim were looking pretty chummy together, smiling as they posed for photos and chatted about, well, we assume fashion-y things.
Anna even joined Kim and North as they played together during the show's rehearsal, with little Nori looking happier and more adorable than she did during the show.
As well as smiling as her proud mama played with her between the seats, which would later be filled with a whole host of famous faces from the celeb and fashion worlds, Nori even flashed Anna a big grin.
Ahh, distracting her from the prospect of a tantrum later in the day. Good work, North.

Basically, North is just a normal little girl giving her dad an honest review of what she thought of his new fashion line.
Or maybe she was just desperate for a wee and some snack. Who knows?

Either way, she's too cute for words and Anna's reaction is the best thing since sliced bread. The end.
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This fan's theory about The Simpsons will change the way you watch the show forever

The Simpsons has been going strong for over two decades and is easily up there in our favourite cartoon series ever.
But as we’re watching Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie go about their satirical middle class lives, who knew The Simpsons may or may not have an underlying secret that us viewers haven’t managed to break?
The Simpsons(2000 Fox TV for Sky One/PA)
One fan has concocted this insane theory that suggest Homer’s actually been in a coma for the past 22 years and everything since 1992 is a figment of his imagination.
Before you rule it out all together, hear them out.
It all starts with an October 1992 episode, Homer the Heretic, ending with Homer talking to God.
Homer: God, I gotta ask you something. What’s the meaning of life?
God: Homer, I can’t tell you that.
Homer: C’mon!
God: You’ll find out when you die.
Homer: I can’t wait that long!
God: You can’t wait six months?
Homer: No, tell me now!
God: Well, ok. The meaning of life is…
Then jump to six months later, an April 1993 episode So It’s Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show airs.
Bart’s April Fools prank inadvertently puts Homer in hospital, where he is then crushed by a vending machine and put in a coma.
The episode ends with Homer waking up suddenly (and giving viewers a POV shot of him choking Bart, as per usual).
The Simpsons
(Topham Picturepoint/PA)
Now we’ll let the fan with a plan do the talking…
“I propose that Homer didn’t actually wake up from his coma. He is still in a vegetative state and every single Simpsons episode afterwards is in Homer’s imagination,” Reddit user Hardtopickaname wrote on the site.
“This is why the characters don’t age. Homer remembers Bart, Lisa, and Maggie as 10, 8, and 1 year old, so they will always appear that way in his dreams.
“He is subconsciously aware of time passing, so his mind will often ‘update’ his memories so that the year they occurred matches up with the age he thinks he is (eg.That 90’s Show contradicting other flashback episodes).
“While the characters’ ages don’t change, the events happening to the Simpsons definitely did.
“The plots of episodes following the April Fools show are far zanier than beforehand. Let’s compare, shall we?”
We shall indeed.
The Simpsons
(Twentieth Century Fox Film Corpo/PA)
The Simpsons fan backed up his theory listing a number of mundane plots before the April 1993 episode that saw Homer fall into a coma.
These included Bart cheating on an IQ test, Homer trying to abstain from alcohol, Marge considering cheating on her hubby and Lisa harbouring an infatuation with her teacher at school.
They then followed this list up with a wackier plots in the episodes after the April 1993 one, including Homer going in to outer space, Mr Burns capturing the Loch Ness Monster, Homer working for a supervillain who takes over the eastern US and Bart and Homer buying a racehorse and discovering the secret land of jockeys.
“This is clearly Homer’s imagination running wild. With no real world restrictions,” explained Hardtopickaname.
“Homer’s mind is able to dream up scenarios of him and his family in fantasies involving him winning a Grammy, his father fighting his boss for buried WW2 treasure, his wife getting breast implants, his infant daughter saving him from drowning.
“The massive amounts of celebrity appearances are easily explained as well. People in comas can sometimes hear what people in the same room are saying. While Homer wouldn’t physically react, his mind processes that information and includes it in his dreams.
“There’s one last thing I want to leave you with. Going back to Homer’s conversation with God, what is the meaning of life? Or at least Homer’s life?
“Well life can have different meaning for different people and a purpose or reason for one’s existence can be as unique as their fingerprints. For Homer, his grand purpose is obvious – he is here to entertain. His dreams, his imaginative adventures, have provided billions with amusement and will continue to do so for decades.”
And breathe.
Original Post - https://uk.tv.yahoo.com/fans-theory-simpsons-change-way-173413403.html

Thursday 12 February 2015

Policeman With Only Fools And Horses Tattoo Finds It's Spelt Wrongly – Daily TV round-up

A policeman who spent two years having an elaborate 'Only Fools and Horses' tattoo has found that part of it is spelled wrong.

29-year-old Sam Hall, who serves with the Metropolitan Police, spent £700 and 40 hours of his time having the huge tribute to the BBC comedy series inked on his ribcage.

The huge inking features the faces of Del Boy, Rodney, Granddad, Trigger, Uncle Albert and Denzel, along with the show's famous Reliant Robin.

It also boasts the sign for the Trotters' residence at Nelson Mandela House, and another sign for 'Hookie Street', as mentioned in the show's closing title song.

Two years... Hall took two years over the £700 tattoo (Credit: SWNS)Two years... Hall took two years over the £700 tattoo (Credit: SWNS)

However, 'Hookie Street' is in fact spelled 'Hooky Street', according to the song's official lyrics.

Hall, who lives in Eltham, south east London, has admitted that his partner Laura hates the body art.

“I started getting it done two years ago - it's my favourite show - every episode is a classic.

“Laura hates it though, and she thinks it's rubbish. But I'm covered in tattoos so she's got to get used to it, I suppose.

“I did lots of research and other people have tattoos of 'Hookie Street', as well as 'Hooky Street' or 'Hookey Street', so I don't think it's wrong.”

“I don't care what people think of it, I love it and that's the main thing,” added Hall, who is now leaving the force to become a taxi driver.

“The last bit I had done was the writing. It was painful but worth the effort.” [Daily Mirror]

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